Monday, November 03, 2003
Monday night is queer night. Queer Eye, which I watch occasionally, and Queer as Folk, which I watch religiously.
This brings me to point #1.
Straight guys are boring. No really, they are. No offence or anything, but generally speaking, most straight guys are so uptight and emotionally retarded they can barely breathe. It gets tedious after a while.
Ultra-cool famous guys with gay/bi tendancies:
-Shakespeare
-Da Vinci
-Molko
-Oscar Wilde (hugs Wilde)
-And just for Jen, that Kirby dude *shrugs*
And lots more closeted and uncloseted artistes, geniuses, and judge-like peoples.
Point #2. Girls suck.
I know, it sounds odd, being that I'm a girl and all. Not all girls suck. Just the vast majority. When I think about it, I have about two or three female friends, not including my sisters. DO you know why? Because the skank epidemic has wreaked havoc on the population of suburban Sydney. Take a look around people. Skanks everywhere. *sighs disgustedly*
Now, what was point #3? I'm sure I had a number three. Ah yes. Angst is cool. Well, not cool as such... Interesting. Intriguing. Okay, so it's easy to get bored of, but it still holds a certain allure in some situations. I was thinking about it earlier, because Mike doesn't GET angst. Silly Mike. Angst can be quite pretty. And yes, I'm absurd. I knew that.fnord
This brings me to point #1.
Straight guys are boring. No really, they are. No offence or anything, but generally speaking, most straight guys are so uptight and emotionally retarded they can barely breathe. It gets tedious after a while.
Ultra-cool famous guys with gay/bi tendancies:
-Shakespeare
-Da Vinci
-Molko
-Oscar Wilde (hugs Wilde)
-And just for Jen, that Kirby dude *shrugs*
And lots more closeted and uncloseted artistes, geniuses, and judge-like peoples.
Point #2. Girls suck.
I know, it sounds odd, being that I'm a girl and all. Not all girls suck. Just the vast majority. When I think about it, I have about two or three female friends, not including my sisters. DO you know why? Because the skank epidemic has wreaked havoc on the population of suburban Sydney. Take a look around people. Skanks everywhere. *sighs disgustedly*
Now, what was point #3? I'm sure I had a number three. Ah yes. Angst is cool. Well, not cool as such... Interesting. Intriguing. Okay, so it's easy to get bored of, but it still holds a certain allure in some situations. I was thinking about it earlier, because Mike doesn't GET angst. Silly Mike. Angst can be quite pretty. And yes, I'm absurd. I knew that.fnord
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