Sunday, December 21, 2003
Glass jars are a conspiracy.
Really, they are! I made pasta last night, and as I wandered in to the computer to get my dad to open the jar of spinach and ricotta sauce, it hit me. Glass jars perpetuate the patriarchy! Think about it. Those damn lids are screwed on so fucking hard, it's impossible for females to open them. Not that I'm belitteling female strength, but it's a well-known fact that men have far more developed wrist muscles. They use them more often. *nudge nudge* So, bastardly patriarchal, probably itallian :P, pasta-sauce manufacturers ensure that the lids on their jars are screwed on especially tightly so they can perpetuate feminine dependance on masculine strength. They must have issues with their penis size or something. Wogs. *tsk*
I've been spending too much time with my sister- the Feminist.fnord
Really, they are! I made pasta last night, and as I wandered in to the computer to get my dad to open the jar of spinach and ricotta sauce, it hit me. Glass jars perpetuate the patriarchy! Think about it. Those damn lids are screwed on so fucking hard, it's impossible for females to open them. Not that I'm belitteling female strength, but it's a well-known fact that men have far more developed wrist muscles. They use them more often. *nudge nudge* So, bastardly patriarchal, probably itallian :P, pasta-sauce manufacturers ensure that the lids on their jars are screwed on especially tightly so they can perpetuate feminine dependance on masculine strength. They must have issues with their penis size or something. Wogs. *tsk*
I've been spending too much time with my sister- the Feminist.fnord
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