Friday, January 09, 2004
Don't keep all your hobbits in one basket.
Kath and I have drawn up an agreement.
Every saturday, until Kath reaches the age of 18, I have custody of Orlando Bloom. After that, I get him every second saturday. To make up for this, I get Sean Bean, Sir Ian McKellan, Billy Boyd and John Rhys-Davies. The pick of the crop. Kath SO got gypped. Ha Ha! Although she has informed me of plans to keep Miranda Otto and David Wenham in a cage and take bets on the results. Who knew LOTR actors could be an investment?
I'm also niftily in possesion of Legolas, Pippin and Boromir. Kath has the remainder of characters as I deem them unworthy. Except she pilfered Gollum. Filthy thieveses, precious.
But I win in the end. Go me. Now I'm off to buy Lamas bread, chocolate and ale. Byes!
fnord
Kath and I have drawn up an agreement.
Every saturday, until Kath reaches the age of 18, I have custody of Orlando Bloom. After that, I get him every second saturday. To make up for this, I get Sean Bean, Sir Ian McKellan, Billy Boyd and John Rhys-Davies. The pick of the crop. Kath SO got gypped. Ha Ha! Although she has informed me of plans to keep Miranda Otto and David Wenham in a cage and take bets on the results. Who knew LOTR actors could be an investment?
I'm also niftily in possesion of Legolas, Pippin and Boromir. Kath has the remainder of characters as I deem them unworthy. Except she pilfered Gollum. Filthy thieveses, precious.
But I win in the end. Go me. Now I'm off to buy Lamas bread, chocolate and ale. Byes!
fnord
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