This post was written by Caroline's feet: victims of abuse. (Who coincedentally talk like Gollum.)

We hateses Caroline. Filthy whoreses. Makes us walk around the city, she does! All the way to fucking Oxford St, she does! Retail therapy she callses it. Not therapy for us, no. We hurts. We aches. Stupid tricksy Caroline. fnord

one little duck went out one day (at 18:27)