Monday, March 08, 2004
Noisy Minahs are the white-trash of the bird world.
Most evenings, my family eats dinner outside, in our backyard. We have a large jacaranda tree, which is a popular hang for the local birds. Tonight I witnessed an altercation between a noisy minah and a rainbow lorikeet that resembled an episode of Jerry Springer so much I could practically hear them yelling at eachother. "Yo bitch, you stole my man! You such a *beeeeeep* ho!" The minah, (disgruntled, toothless housewife) screams, lunging for the lorikeet. Ever the wit, the lorikeet, (flamboyant gay man) replies with; "Dang bee-atch, you just jealous cos you aint got an ass like this" and then motions to aforementioned, brightly coloured ass. After that, the conversation consists solely of both parties having their expletives bleeped out, and each yelling that the man in question, probably an indian minah (unemployed black guy), is going home with them. Stoopid birds.
fnord
Most evenings, my family eats dinner outside, in our backyard. We have a large jacaranda tree, which is a popular hang for the local birds. Tonight I witnessed an altercation between a noisy minah and a rainbow lorikeet that resembled an episode of Jerry Springer so much I could practically hear them yelling at eachother. "Yo bitch, you stole my man! You such a *beeeeeep* ho!" The minah, (disgruntled, toothless housewife) screams, lunging for the lorikeet. Ever the wit, the lorikeet, (flamboyant gay man) replies with; "Dang bee-atch, you just jealous cos you aint got an ass like this" and then motions to aforementioned, brightly coloured ass. After that, the conversation consists solely of both parties having their expletives bleeped out, and each yelling that the man in question, probably an indian minah (unemployed black guy), is going home with them. Stoopid birds.
fnord
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